Rock My Hair

rocky: dude, naa kay sudlay?
ien: meron. bakit?
rocky: panudlay beh

next day...
rocky: dude, naa kay sudlay?
ien: (parang alam ko na 'to...) WALA!
rocky: naa ko. panudlay beh.

days later...
rocky: 'laine, sorry.
ien: ha? bakit?
rocky: wala ko kadala ug sudlay today.

sometime in may...
ien: rock, baka pumunta ako kaputian today.
rocky: before you go to kaputian, girl, i think you should go to the CR.
ien: huh? bakit?
rocky: you need to fix your hair, girl.

same shit different day...
rocky: i think i need to get my gym bag upstairs.
ien: bakit? di ba tapos ka na mag-gym?
rocky: because my comb is in the gym bag and you need to comb your hair.

i need to end this once and for all...
ien: rocky, eto naman ang uso na haircut. manood ka pa bitaw ng mga korean-novela.
rocky: why? are you korean?
ien: hindi
rocky: okay. that's it. fix your hair.